A day in the life...

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...	pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	find out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.
At the height of your madness, you will call	reynardo
And the two of you will proceed to...	have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.
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