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Today at work I was updating prices on the Telxon (that little handheld computer/scanner thingy). The program I was using displays a short product description of whatever sku you are currently looking up. Since the display screen is small, a lot of things get abbreviated. The word "assorted" will get shortened to "ass".

While trying to type in a sku, I mistyped the number and came up with a random item from another deparptment. I was amused when the random item description read:

Sharpies fine ass

Now I have two questions,

1 What kind of things are my store selling anyway?

2 Will my employee discount work with this item?