I've just seen the trailer for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[jenny_wren]

And so I'm inflicting you with this:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!

Minor gurmble: Zaphod beeblebrox should have two heads damnit! TWO!