This possibly might be the best the-a-ter in the MSA

[jenny_wren]

There is a Movie theater in Texas called the Alamo Drafthouse that has a strict no talking and no texting policy. One patron of this theater violated this policy and was made to leave. She later left a voice mail to the Alamo Drafthouse voicing her displeasure over her ejection with all the eloquence she could muster. The Alamo Drafthouse decided to turn her angry rant into a PSA thus proving their awesomeness.

This version here is uncensored and is NSFW.
 

If you don't want to hear some four-letter words, click on the link.  It's the same video with all the swear words bleeped out.

http://youtu.be/JVz-fO7kxcQ