Three movies in a nutshell

This post is for moxie_man who stated that he wouldn't be participating in the Princess Bride quote meme because he had never seen the film.  Indeed, he also admits that he has never seen the movies Titanic and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  So, I shall endever to sum up each of the three movies for him.

 
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Dr. Frankenfurter and Buttercup are crossing the Atlantic on a luxury liner.  Everyday, Buttercup would demand that Frankenfurter stop prancing around in women's underwear and get a real job for heaven's sake.

Frankenfurter would reply to Buttercup's demands with a simple "As you wish."

One day, Buttercup was amazed to discover that when Frankenfurter said "As you wish," what he truly meant was "I want to mind control you so I can dress you up in women's underwear and do a fabulous song and dance number with you."  Sadly, before Frankenfurter could put on his floor-show in the ship's theater, which would have greatly entertained Prince Humperdink who wanted to kill him, their ship sank.

Glug.  Glug.

The End.